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Female Alien Involved in Terrestrial Love Triangle

July 25th, 2014 by Lisa
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A 53-year old Labour councillor and driving instructor is claiming that his romantic relationship with an alien has caused significant strife in his marriage. Simon Parkes and his alien lover, the Cat Queen, have a child together by the name of Zarka. Parkes claims that having intercourse with his alien child’s mother has been putting quite a strain on his relationship with his human wife, with whom he has three children. He states that he and his extraterrestrial paramour have sex on an average of four times per year.

Female Alien Involved in Terrestrial Love Triangle

Female Alien Involved in Terrestrial Love Triangle – [image source]

Parkes describes the sexual encounters with his alien lover as the two of them holding hands, saying, “I’m ready,” which causes some type of mysterious technology to elevate the two lovebirds to a spacecraft that is orbiting the Earth.

Parkes also claims that his real mother is 9 foot tall alien female with eight fingers who first contacted him while he was still in the womb and then again when he was six months old. He says that her long, skinny fingers that looked like bean poles were the first indication that the creature kneeling by his cot and reaching out to him wasn’t his terrestrial mum. The being then sent a message into his brain via his optic nerve letting him know that she was his “real mum.”

The aliens friends and family of Mr. Parkes are described by him as having kite-shaped faces, large eyes, tiny holes in the place of a nose and and thin mouths. Parkes claims that his terrestrial acquaintances would prefer not to hear him talk about his alien relationships, although he has recorded his experiences on You-Tube. He also states that he would rather discuss leaky roofs and potholes with his constituents than recount his alien encounters. However, he goes on to say that the aliens make more sense to him than the happenings in Scarborough Town Hall.

One of Parkes’ fellow councillors, Terry Jennison claimed in a statement to the Yorkshire Post to be completely in the dark about the entire matter.

Party Prince Offered $10 Million To Star In ‘XXX Film’

October 15th, 2012 by Lisa
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It was only a matter of time before the ‘X rated’ film requests came rolling in and it seems that the ball has already started rolling, as Prince Harry has reportedly been offered $10 million to star in a XXX movie. According to TMZ, Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch sent a letter to the Royal palace in London, offering the ‘party Prince’ the chance to star in a big budget adult film called ‘The Trouble With Harry’. Ooo, bet the Queen was thrilled when she received THIS letter… According to the in depth letter, the movie would also star ‘little
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No Strings Attached Fun – How To Attract It!

No Strings Attached Fun

No Strings Attached Fun

You might find it hard to imagine why it is so difficult to find a partner for a one night stand when there are so many horny singles out there. Just take a look at any pick up joint that is packed to the walls with women that have spent an enormous amount of time getting dolled up. Do you think that they shave their legs just for the fun of it? Or for the fun idea of some handsome man finding them irresistibly attractive and then carrying her off to his lair? Trust me, they are thinking about it; however, the rules of society may prevent them from blurting out their true desires…unless they go online.

Finding a casual sex partner is much easier when you go online to an adult dating site such as Randy Rabbits. Here, you are thrown right smack dab in the middle of a pool of hungry prospects looking for some illicit sexual encounter, or just a bit of sex talk. But don’t think that you can just throw in an unbaited hook to make a catch. You still need to make your morsel enticing or the fish may not bite.

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Do prostitutes really work for £10 an hour?

March 25th, 2014 by Lisa
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Tis the season to be jolly, Fa, la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la. Well, it seems even journalists take this Christmas carol literally as many newspaper articles around Christmas time appear very half-hearted, lacklustre and seemingly lack any research. It is as though they are taking it easy during this time and by January 2, they gather enough momentum to shock us out of our wits. You can tell that Christmas spirit affects even the witty among us based on type of articles generated from the press. For example an article in the Daily Mail had the headline, “Whitehall Ad For Call Girls”. The article
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Features – Most Viewed, Hot New Photos, New Members

April 11th, 2015 by Lisa
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Welcome to another round up of popular Randy Rabbits features! If you don’t know already Randy Rabbits is a popular, discreet online dating site for sexy singles just like yourself. Whether you’re looking for a discreet hookup, a steamy sexual encounter, or just some no-strings fun – we’ve got it all here! We’ve got loads of great features and services to get you started. Our ‘Encounters’ feature is a great little tool that does the matchmaking for you – just show us who you are interested in and we’ll let you know if the feeling is mutual! I don’t know
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