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Do Geeks Make Better Lovers?

August 28th, 2011 by Zoe
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Do you choose pretty boys over computer nerds? Prefer a tanned Adonis rather than the educated bookworm? Why not stop judging a book by its cover and give geeks a chance. They really do make better lovers…and here’s the proof:

Do Geeks Make Better Lovers

Do Geeks Make Better Lovers

Geeks are unshockable.

They have seen all forms of porn whilst trawling through the internet. Most sexual requests will seem tame to geeks. So you get the chance to act out some of the secret fantasies that would make regular guy’s toes curl.

I’m a great lover, I’ll bet.

Emo Philips

A geek will try hard to please you.

For him, getting the opportunity to spend time with you will guarantee you a night of fulfilling passion. He will be prepared to do almost anything to satisfy you for however long you want him to.

He’s good with his hands.

After picking up tips and techniques from internet porn, he’ll have you begging for mercy. Unlike most men he’ll be great with his fingers after all the hours playing on his games consoles.

Geeks won’t judge you by your looks.

You could be wearing your largest ‘hold in’ knickers and a geek would still think all his Christmases had come at once. Just think no need for sexy, uncomfortable underwear anymore.

He’ll treat you like a princess.

We all want to be desired, times that by a million and you could be near how you would feel during a night with a geek. He’ll treasure you, shower you with compliments and always want to see you again. No more waiting for a reply to your texts or wondering if you will see him again.

He won’t be thinking about other women.

Because you will be as precious to him as his x-box, you will never need to worry that he is fantasising about other women while he’s with you.

And he can fix your computer if it breaks!

If he can mend and programme your techie gadgets, he will not only appeal to you but he’ll be a hit with your friends too.

I would read Playboy magazine more often, but my glasses keep steaming over.

Emo Philips

But do we think geeks make better lovers? Well there is one thing left to say… Good luck in finding your geek!


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