Feeling like some food fetish fun are we? Very well, just for all you dirty freaks, here’s our top 5 edible items to bring into the bedroom:
- Grapes: There’s a reason the Romans were crazy for these, just look at all their group paintings. There’s something very seductive about being fed grapes by a sexy servant. They’re cute, round, colorful, and there’s so many in one bunch!
- Whipped Cream: Obvious choice here for so many fun reasons. Whipped cream is soft, creamy goodness that is so versatile yet extremely delicious at the same time. Don’t forget to rinse all that sugar off when you’re done!
- Bacon: Because who doesn’t love bacon?! Pretty much every guy’s favorite edible, and in combination with his favorite visual, is the makings of some good sexytimes right there.
- Bananas: You knew this one would be here. Bananas are just so phallic and sexual that they practically the national fruit of sex. You can peel them ever so slowly, show off your tongue skills, take naughty little bites, the list goes on and on. And when you’re done playing, you can eat them for some extra potassium.
- Chocolate Sauce: Chocolate is to sex what cheese is to wine. It’s lovely on it’s own, but somehow, they just make sense together. Rich, dark chocolaty sweetness on silky skin… it’s so good and so bad.
And there you have it, you naughty devils. Do you agree with our list? What’s your favorite sex food? Let us know in the comment section below!
It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.