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German Man Accuses Lover of Trying to Kill Him With Her Breasts

February 15th, 2013 by Lisa
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A high-flying lawyer fled naked in terror after his girlfriend used her 38DD breasts to try to kill him, a German court has heard.

Tim Schmidt, 30, said buxom girlfriend Franziska Hansen, 33, mounted her assault while they were having sex because she was jealous of his successful career.

She denies a charge of attempted manslaughter with a weapon, after the incident in the town of Unna in May. According to her, it was a sex game gone wrong and Schmidt panicked.

He told the court he was admiring her large cleavage up close when she suddenly thrust his head between her breasts and gripped hard. Smothered Schmidt began panicking as he struggled for air, he claimed.

Schmidt told the court: “She was sitting on me naked and I was kissing her breasts. Suddenly she grabbed my head and pushed between her breasts with all of her force.

“I couldn’t breathe any more, I must have turned blue. I couldn’t tear myself free and I thought I was going to die.”

He managed to squeeze free from his girlfriend’s clutches and run naked into the street. A neighbour allowed him to call police from his home.

Hansen later admitted the plot during a phone conversation, he claimed. She telling him: “Treasure – I wanted your death to be as pleasurable as possible.”‘

The pair had reportedly been passionately in love and moved together to Unna when Schmidt got his first law  job. He thrived in the new role, in contrast to his partner who struggled to adapt to life and failed to hold down a string of jobs.

Schmidt said: ‘It is clear she wanted to kill me.

‘She even admitted it to me on the telephone. I asked her why she wanted to smother me to death with her breasts and she told me: “Treasure – I wanted your death to be as pleasurable as possible,” reported the Mail.

 

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Fleet: more than Britain’s sex-toy capital

February 15th, 2013 by Lisa
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Fleet is the leafy commuter town in Hampshire where I’ve spent most of my life – we call it “the place of dreams”. That’s only a tiny bit ironic  because it was recently found to be the best place to live in the UK, following a report by Halifax. However, it has emerged that  residents are not satisfied with the simple pleasures of country air, easy commutes and good schools: they are the biggest buyers of sex toys, kinky underwear and bondage items, according to online retailer Lovehoney. While some are wrinkling their noses at this news, I’m not surprised.
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The Sex Was Too Athletic

January 15th, 2013 by Lisa
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Amy Schumer is certainly no wallflower when it comes to sex. So when she went on the “Howard Stern Show,” she was more than happy to open up about sex with her WWE star ex, Dolph Ziggler. On his Wednesday show, Stern asked Schumer about her split from fellow comedian and Roseanne Barr roaster Anthony Jeselnik. (“He was not attentive enough,” she said.) Schumer told Stern that Jeselnik had to win her back. “I was [already] dating somebody else. I had a boyfriend. A wrestler,” she said. Schumer then revealed her heavyweight lover was Ziggler, and a discussion about sex
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