{"id":48,"date":"2010-06-11T18:32:36","date_gmt":"2010-06-11T18:32:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.randyrabbits.com\/?p=48"},"modified":"2015-11-19T22:50:18","modified_gmt":"2015-11-19T22:50:18","slug":"good-girl-can-be-porn-star-of-his-dreams","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.randyrabbits.com\/blog\/good-girl-can-be-porn-star-of-his-dreams\/","title":{"rendered":"A Good Girl Can Be The Porn Star of His Dreams"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever fixed a romantic, candlelit, gourmet dinner for your guy only to have him grab a TV tray, plop down in front of a football game, and zone out on the play by play rather than appreciate the meal you spent hours cooking? Feels pretty lousy, right? Well, this is kind of what your man feels like when you hit the sheets with the enthusiasm of watching grass grow. For a better sex life take a few tips from the porn stars and you can have your man literally eating that gourmet meal out of your hands \u2013 sports season be damned!<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>Sex on TV can&#8217;t hurt you, unless you fall off.<\/h2>\n<p><cite title=\"\"><small> Anonymous<\/small><\/cite><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div id=\"attachment_93\" style=\"width: 440px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-93\" class=\"wp-image-93 size-full\" title=\"A Good Girl Can Be The Porn Star of His Dreams\" src=\"https:\/\/www.randyrabbits.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/porn-star1.jpg\" alt=\"A Good Girl Can Be The Porn Star of His Dreams\" width=\"430\" height=\"309\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.randyrabbits.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/porn-star1.jpg 430w, https:\/\/www.randyrabbits.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/porn-star1-300x215.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 430px) 100vw, 430px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-93\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Love Thyself<\/p><\/div>\n<h2>Tip 1 \u2013 Guys like sex<\/h2>\n<p>It\u2019s a priority for him so make it a priority for you. The dishes can wait unless you are washing them in nothing but your latex gloves! Take the initiative and set up opportunities to have sex, or get him thinking about sex\u2026with you, not the porn star on television. Porn stars have no problem voicing, or moaning, their enthusiasm. Don\u2019t make your guy feel like he is something on your \u201cto-do\u201d list. Why not wake him up in the morning with a below-the-belt kiss, just to start the day off right. That\u2019s better than any bowl of Wheaties!<\/p>\n<p>[Tweet &#8220;The dishes can wait, unless you are washing them in nothing but your latex gloves!&#8221;]<\/p>\n<h2>Tip 2 \u2013 It\u2019s OK for you to be satisfied too<\/h2>\n<p>Not feeling the thunder between the sheets? Then speak up! Don\u2019t be afraid that you will hurt his feelings. Just tell him how much you love being with him. Let him know when something feels good. Then let him know with more enthusiasm when something feels really good! But don\u2019t nag and critique. The porn star isn\u2019t pointing out what\u2019s wrong. She is controlling the show and expresses what feels good. It\u2019s fine to take the initiative and explore new things with your partner.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>During sex I fantasize that I&#8217;m someone else.<\/h2>\n<p><cite title=\"\"><small> Richard Lewis<\/small><\/cite><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h2>Tip 3 \u2013 Love Thyself<\/h2>\n<p>Quit putting off taking care of yourself. Do you think the porn stars just roll out of bed with perfectly processed hair and manicured nails to cat scratch their man\u2019s backs? Not a chance. You don\u2019t need to pour on the bleach, just take the time to do things for yourself that make you feel sensual. Paint your toenails, pluck your eyebrows, get a new outfit, go for a walk, take up yoga, and eat foods that make you feel good. Taking the time to care for yourself and your appearance tells your man that you value yourself, and you value him. That\u2019s sexy.<\/p>\n<h2>Tip 4 \u2013 Get dolled up<\/h2>\n<p>This is fun for you, but it also shows your guy he\u2019s worth the effort. Sure, your favorite t-shirt and a pony tail are way more comfortable than scratchy lingerie, but take the time to get ready for a \u201cdate\u201d with your man \u2013 even if you\u2019ve been married several years. Call him at work and \u201cinvite\u201d him over for dinner; let him know what\u2019s on the menu, and then get dressed up, shave those legs, and get ready to sizzle and shine.<\/p>\n<p>Go for it \u2013 Lights, Camera, Action\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\n<p>Have you ever fixed a romantic, candlelit, gourmet dinner for your guy only to have him grab a TV tray, plop down in front of a football game, and zone out on the play by play rather than appreciate the meal you spent hours cooking? Feels pretty lousy, right? Well, this is kind of what your man feels like when you hit the sheets with the enthusiasm of watching grass grow. Take a few tips from the porn stars and you can have your man literally eating that gourmet meal out of your hands \u2013 sports season be damned!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_93\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\" style=\"width: 535px\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-93 \" title=\"A Good Girl Can Be The Porn Star of His Dreams\" src=\"https:\/\/www.randyrabbits.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/porn-star1.jpg\" alt=\"Love Thyself\" width=\"525\" height=\"350\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Love Thyself<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.randyrabbits.com\/blog\/good-girl-can-be-porn-star-of-his-dreams\/\" class=\"read-more\">continue reading&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[11,424,16,12],"class_list":["post-48","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sex-tips-advice","tag-better-sex","tag-good-girls","tag-porn-star","tag-sex-tips"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.randyrabbits.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.randyrabbits.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.randyrabbits.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.randyrabbits.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.randyrabbits.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48"}],"version-history":[{"count":31,"href":"https:\/\/www.randyrabbits.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":57,"href":"https:\/\/www.randyrabbits.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48\/revisions\/57"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.randyrabbits.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.randyrabbits.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.randyrabbits.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}