{"id":1983,"date":"2015-11-27T10:31:36","date_gmt":"2015-11-27T10:31:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.randyrabbits.com\/blog\/?p=1983"},"modified":"2015-11-19T16:17:55","modified_gmt":"2015-11-19T16:17:55","slug":"food-fetish-5-best-foods-for-the-bedroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.randyrabbits.com\/blog\/food-fetish-5-best-foods-for-the-bedroom\/","title":{"rendered":"Food Fetish &#8211; 5 Best Foods For The Bedroom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Feeling like some food fetish fun are we?<\/strong> Very well, just for all you dirty freaks, here\u2019s our top 5 edible items to bring into the bedroom:<\/p>\n<p><div id=\"attachment_1988\" style=\"width: 535px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1988\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1988\" src=\"https:\/\/www.randyrabbits.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/food-fetish.jpg\" alt=\"5 Best Foods ForThe Bedroom\" width=\"525\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.randyrabbits.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/food-fetish.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.randyrabbits.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/food-fetish-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-1988\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">5 Best Foods ForThe Bedroom<\/p><\/div><br \/>\n[Tweet &#8220;sploshing\u00a0&#8211; the act of placing food on another person&#8221;]<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Grapes<\/strong>: There\u2019s a reason the Romans were crazy for these, just look at all their group paintings. There\u2019s something very seductive about being fed grapes by a sexy servant. They\u2019re cute, round, colorful, and there\u2019s so many in one bunch!<\/li>\n<li><strong>Whipped Cream<\/strong>: Obvious choice here for so many fun reasons. Whipped cream is soft, creamy goodness that is so versatile yet extremely delicious at the same time. Don\u2019t forget to rinse all that sugar off when you\u2019re done!<\/li>\n<li><strong>Bacon<\/strong>: Because who doesn\u2019t love bacon?! Pretty much every guy\u2019s favorite edible, and in combination with his favorite visual, is the makings of some good sexytimes right there.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Bananas:<\/strong> You knew this one would be here. Bananas are just so phallic and sexual that they practically the national fruit of sex. You can peel them ever so slowly, show off your tongue skills, take naughty little bites, the list goes on and on. And when you\u2019re done playing, you can eat them for some extra potassium.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Chocolate Sauce<\/strong>: Chocolate is to sex what cheese is to wine. It\u2019s lovely on it\u2019s own, but somehow, they just make sense together. Rich, dark chocolaty sweetness on silky skin\u2026 it\u2019s so good and so bad.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>[Tweet &#8220;Rich, dark chocolaty sweetness on silky skin\u2026 it\u2019s so good and so bad.&#8221;]<\/p>\n<p>And there you have it, you naughty devils. Do you agree with our list? What\u2019s your favorite sex food? Let us know in the comment section below!<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>It&#8217;s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.<\/h2>\n<p><cite title=\"\"><small> Jarod Kintz<\/small><\/cite><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Feeling like some food fetish fun are we? Very well, just for all you dirty freaks, here\u2019s our top 5 edible items to bring into the bedroom: [Tweet &#8220;sploshing\u00a0&#8211; the act of placing food on another person&#8221;] Grapes: There\u2019s a reason the Romans were crazy for these, just look at all their group paintings. There\u2019s something very seductive about being fed grapes by a sexy servant. They\u2019re cute, round, colorful, and there\u2019s so many in one bunch! Whipped Cream: Obvious choice here for so many fun reasons. Whipped cream is soft, creamy goodness that is so versatile yet extremely delicious<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.randyrabbits.com\/blog\/food-fetish-5-best-foods-for-the-bedroom\/\" class=\"read-more\">continue reading&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,4],"tags":[407,408,409,411,410,405,412,406],"class_list":["post-1983","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adult-dating","category-sex-tips-advice","tag-bacon","tag-bananas","tag-chocolate-sauce","tag-fetishes","tag-food-fetish","tag-grapes","tag-sploshing","tag-whipped-cream"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.randyrabbits.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1983","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.randyrabbits.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.randyrabbits.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.randyrabbits.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.randyrabbits.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1983"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.randyrabbits.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1983\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2156,"href":"https:\/\/www.randyrabbits.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1983\/revisions\/2156"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.randyrabbits.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1983"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.randyrabbits.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1983"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.randyrabbits.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1983"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}